The Purple Chicken

uh oh !!! said the talking chicken he lay on the floor and shat his feathers,"whats the matter chick chick?" said the pastry " were going to be a pie :( " wailed the chicken. "hhmmm" hmmed the pasrty " interesting, i hope it is a steak pie as i HATE chicken pie !! " the chicken clucked as he stood up, got his air riffle and shot the pastry and he caboomed into flacky yummy pastry bits!

chick chick layed laughin as theflacky pastry floated down onto "JACKPOT!" he thourght "JACKPOT!"

after he gobbled up the yummy pastry peices, he felt a fubnny feeling in his chicken like tummy! as he looked down at his feet, what once was his chicken claws, had turn into penguin flippers!! his eyes rolled, and he strated to turn purple and his feathers dropped out!! oh no, he thought!!!

He heard the chicken mateing call, as he had nofeathers, he did not want to be seen from the oppisite sex, so he ran into the hedge, and there he found some dead leaves, so he started to stick them on one by one, not only did it keep him warm, but it also coverd his private chicken parts!

up behind him came a smelly fat human! o no he thought, the human stopped, and turnned his head and gave the leafy chicken a funnt look... the human grabbed the leafy chick chick with his fat clammy grandma hands and took him home for his son to play with, as they arrived there he saw the son, omg! he hort hes one of me the son was dressed as a chicken man n chick chick was in love once more !.........

that night, the leafy chick chick and the chick chik like man, sat happily whilst the sun set.....

Cocka doddle dooo!!!! the cockrall awoke the two love birds, the leafy chick chick rolled over and released a loud belch!!!

a few hours later, teh chick chick like man decided to take a bath...BUT......

as he got into the bath his fake human made feathers fell out ! chickchick walked in and saw..he broke down and cried but when after a long long long talk with chickman they decided to get married as chick chick thort its what you looklike its who you are. and because of this they lived happy ever after in pleasure island !

the morrol of the story is just becauyse someone is ugly dosnt mean theydotn have a good heart !